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AUDIO INDEX

• The Insane Homeless Chef
• Wiley Jelks
• The Falsettos
• Rachel Fox Plans a Wedding
• Musical Tributes
• Reporter Pete
• Phone Calls
• Stan Hart: Hollywood Insider!
• The Gregory Peck Sagas
• Wacky Weed
• In the News
• Maharishi Mahesh Alan
• Drunk Astronauts in Space
• Interviews

The Insane Homeless Chef
- Episode One
He's insane, he's homeless, he's a chef. What more do you need? Hear It!
- Episode Two
Everybody's favorite chef is back on the streets and at the top of his game! Hear It!
- Episode Three
The chef is back and joined by musical guest, Gwen Stefani. Hear It!

Wiley Jelks
- Wiley Jelks, Shark Roper
Thank God somebody is willing to go catch these things! - Hear It!
- Wiley Jelks, Python Pounder
Our favorite critter catcher is at it again! Hear It!
- Wiley Jelks Sturgeon Stopper
Disturbing new developments: Sturgeons are attacking boaters! Hear It!
- Wiley Jelks, Squirrel Hunter
Strange happenings with small, furry critters of late. Wiley has to scoop! Hear It!
- Wiley Jelks, Monitor Lizard Hunter
There's a Monitor Lizard on the loose in Casselberry. Who you gonna call? Wiley Jelks, of course! Hear It!
- Wiley Jelks, Snake Handler
Four snakebites in the last two weeks in Central Florida. Time to call in the critter catcher! Hear It!

The Falsettos
- Episode One
A follow-up to the Sopranos is in the works! Hear It!
- Episode Two
Providence, Rhode Island's most popular band of thugs and underworld types is back with a whole new tale. Hear It!
- Finale
The Sopranos knock-off has it's final episode. What happens? Nothin'! Hear It!

Rachel Fox Plans a Wedding
- Johnny's Stag Party
Our traffic reporter, Rachel Fox is getting married. To this guy! Hear It!
- Randy the Wedding Planner, Part One
Rachel Fox is planning a wedding. Hear It!
- Randy the Wedding Planner, Part Two
Then he calls back. Hear It!
- Randy's Final Call
Rachel Fox's wedding planner has gone off the deep end. Hear It!

Musical Tributes
- O.J., You're Going to Jail!
Everyone's talking about O.J. going to jail... but we're gonna sing about it! Hear It
- The Ugly Hookers Song
Following an incident when Melbourne women were arrested in a prostitution sting, we wrote this song! Hear It
- What Would Tebow Do?
Listen to the first episode of a new advice show from the UF quarterback! - Hear It!
- Tainted Meat
The third largest beef recall in history due to e-coli is in full swing. Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it is. Hear it!
- The OJ Simpson Song
You've heard all about it in the news, but why not hear it in song? - Hear It!
- The Travis Henry Song
What wears a Broncos jersey and has 9 illegitimate kids in four states? - Hear It!
- The Armless Driver
A one-legged, armless Florida driver has just racked up more than 20 moving violations! Check out Dixon & Willoughby's musical tribute to "The Armless Driver" - Hear it!
- Trollin' in the Boys Room
A musical tribute to Bob Allen. Hear It!
- Off the Boat
Did you hear about the guy who threw his wife off a boat into the Atlantic about a quarter mile from shore? She's alright, so we wrote a song about it. Hear It!
- I'm Your Captain America
Remember the guy who allegedly groped a woman while wearing a Captain America costume with a burrito in his tights? We wrote a song about it. Hear It!
- Paris in the Jailhouse
Paris Hilton was given a 45-day sentence. Here's a classic to commemorate this momentous occassion! Hear It!
- I Like Florida
Dixon and Willoughby try their hand at writing a new state song for Florida. Hear It!
- J Willoughby's Song
He left it behind for Dixon and Spector when he went on vacation. Hear It!

Reporter Pete
- Reporter Pete's Hot
Here's our favorite man on the scene giving us the rundown on the temperature! Hear It!
- Reporter Pete Paramore
Our intrepid reporter checked in with the Guardian Angels in Orlando's most dangerous section. Hear It!
- Reporter Pete | Hear It!

Phone Calls
- Paul McCartney Birthday Call
We contact the former Beatle as he turns 65. Hear It!
- Pope Benedict XVI
We call the Pope for info about the Vatican's 10 commandments of driving! Hear It!
- Britney Post-Concert Call
The pop tart had some technical problems during her Orlando show, so the guys called her to sort it out. Hear It!
- Toby the Heimlich Dog
This dog performed the Heimlich manuver on his owner. Dixon and Willoughby spoke to him! Hear It!
- Snoop Dogg's Arresting Officer
Snoop Doggy Dogg was arrested in Seden - the guys talk to his arresting officer. Hear It!
- Satan Call Heaven and Hell
The big red dude wants tickets to HALF the show. Hear It!
- Satan & Anna Nicole
Satan calls the guys about his new wife... Anna Nicole Smith. Hear It!
- Satan Calling Saddam | Hear It!
- Tigger Call | Hear It!

Stan Hart: Hollywood Insider!
- Stan Hart on the Writers' Strike
Our Hollywood insider has the scoop on the Writers' Strike. Hear It!
- Stan Hart Sequel King
The Summer blockbuster season is not over! Our favorite Hollywood insider has the scoop. Hear It!
- Stan Hart Reality Shows
What's the latest in Reality Shows coming to your TV? Stan Hart has a lot of ideas... Hear It!
- Stan Hart Game Show Guy
Dixon & Willoughby talk to Stan, the man behind all of the newest game show ideas. Hear It!

The Gregory Peck Sagas
- Gregory Peck Drinks Wine
Gregory Peck drinks wine and makes a special song request... except he can't remember the song. Hear It!
- Gregory Peck: Pick your Poison
What a surprise, the late actor is confused about how to play the game - Hear It!
- Gregory Peck Name That Monster
Our arch nemesis is a little confused about how to play the game... Hear It!
- Gregory Peck
The late actor is a fan and wants to win the Classic Rocker of the Day contest!
Monday 6am He really wants to win!
Monday 8am Now he's just mad.
Tuesday 6am Peck is back and looking for trouble...
Tuesday 8am Getting angrier by the minute...

Wacky Weed
- Fred Scratch, Marijuana Tester
They say that the wacky weed is now actually twice as strong as it used to be...wait, who tests this stuff? Hear It!
- Puddin' Man Gets High
Surveys show more old people are smoking the wacky weed. Here's one! Hear It!
- Smoke over Florida
Notice anything different in the weather lately? Here's a little ditty to clear the air... Hear It!

In the News
- Evel Knieval's Funeral
We had a guy in attendance at Evel Knieval's funeral... and it was explosive to say the least! Hear It
- Sons in the Stripclub
A song about a kid who went to a strip club to celebrate his graduation from Georgia Tech - and in doing so, ran up a $53,000 bill! Seriously. Hear It!
- College Park Bear Calls
The bear seen around college park calls in to talk about some misconceptions regarding bears. Hear It
- Bob Allen in the Park
Representative Bob Allen still claims that he's innocent. Sure, Bob...whatever. Hear It!
- Bill Murray's Arresting Officer
The Ghostbusters star was picked up in Stockholm last week on a DUI - Hear It!
- Referee
Tim Donaghy was betting on NBA games that he worked. Hey, you don't get to bet as a referee Hear It!
- Stories of Lost Stuff
The Discovery Channel keeps finding new things to redisocver... Hear It!
- Coach the Magic
Donovan came for the money...left for the nostalgia. Hear It!
- Louie Pearlman
They caught the boy-band impressario, and he's headed for the gray-bar motel! Hear It!
- Felon Louie
Lou Pearlman is on the run--with your money! Hear It!
- McCartney on Starbucks
Paul McCartney is the first artist on the Starbucks record label. Is it going to change his music? Hear It!
- One Legged Dancin'
Heather Mills, Paul McCartney's soon-to-be Ex-Wife is on "Dancing with the Stars" this season. She also has a wooden leg! Hear It!
- Poor Brian Hill
How long can you leave an NBA coach twisting in the breeze? Hear It!

Maharishi Mahesh Alan
- Swami Alan's Emmy Predictions
Hear It!
- Swami Summer Vacation
Our own Maharishi Mahesh Alan weighs in on travel tips for the vacation season! Hear It!
- Swami Summer Movies
The Maharishi Mahesh Alan is back with a look at your local theater. Hear It!
- Swami Tax Deadline
Maharishi Mahesh Alan is back with tax tips! Hear It!
- Maharishi Saltwater Classic
What does the Swami have to say about wettin' a line? Find out! Hear It!

Drunk Astronauts in Space
- Drunk Astronauts in Space
NASA says some of their astronauts may have gone up loaded...really? Hear It!
- Drunk Astronauts in Space Episode 2
What was it like up there on the latest shuttle mission? - Hear It!

Interviews
- Simon Kirke Interview
Simon Kirke, the drummer from Bad Company, calls in! Hear It!
- Grace Slick Interview
The Jefferson Airplane/Jefferson Starship/Starship rocker pulls no punches! - Hear It!
- Ann Wilson Interview
Dixon & Willoughby chat with Heart's Ann Wilson about her solo album - Hear It!
- Brian Setzer
The guys chat with Brian Setzer of the Brian Setzer Orchestra and Stray Cats - Hear It!
- Pattie Boyd
Pattie Boyd chats with the morning show guys about her book, the Beatles, and famous romances! - Hear It!